Slice Of The Day: Isla Fisher

I feel kind of bad that my only posts in the past week have been slices, but with internet access being this spotty, you should be thankful for every kilobyte I throw your way. Anyhow, here’s a return to the LP collection with Isla Fisher.

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What a week so far. Golf, horseback riding, whitewater rafting, boozing, we’ve run the gamut. Unfortunately for Oregonians, the per capita of hot chicks is miniscule in comparison to that of Southern California, or Miami for that matter. Its pretty sad too, because if they had this many nature activities in So Cal, you could constantly be the witty guy with all the romantic shit to woo the ladies with. In my town, you’ve got a choice between a walk to the movie theater, or counting washed up needles at the beach. Stupid hot chicks and their migrating habits. But then again, if all the good looking folk go to one area, even though we realize their probable mental deficiencies, we follow. We follow because our wangs are like compasses, magnetized towards the pie. So who’s the real idiot? Id guess me, since the high altitude makes one drink like a bottle of 151.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

6 comments

  1. I second thatYou have a point Sharkey i was in the Oregon/Washington area last week and boy are the girls not good looking over there. Im from Southern California so i might have gotten spoiled by the amount of good looking women over here, so when i got to Portland i couldnt believe the amount of bad lookin, pale, hippy women out over there and when i got to Longview Washington it got even worse. I cant believe people can get used to the sunset at 10pm i guess it does take a toll on the ladies over there and it shows. Plus the fact their is no amusment parks over there and coffee shops as far as the eye can see to wire them up and enhance their wierdness even more doesnt help either. No bad feelings its just i probably gotten used to California so i might be narrow minded about things, but thats just how i felt when i got there.

  2. stands up patrioticlyshe’s aussie, did a long stint on a major (but still shit house imo) soap series called home and away. then she took off over seas, i think to england of all places and hasnt done anything interesting since.hot tho..

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