Anybody seen this spread of Heidi Klum from Esquire magazine? It’s… fantastic. I mean we’ve all seen various parts of her anatomy that are barely covered up in this spread, but this shoot is just excellent. Especially when you consider that she’s given birth to the seed of Seal, she’s still got a body that makes normal men hand over their wallets with a slight jiggle of her ass.
Little known fact: I keep a maximum of $20 in my wallet at all times, just in case I ever do run across Heidi on a busy Los Angeles street. If I’m gonna lose, I’m gonna lose small.