Slice Of The Day: Haylie Duff

I don’t really give much of a shit about Haylie Duff, because quite frankly, she’s the poor man’s version of her sister. And in my opinion, Hilary Duff looks like a blonde horse with those Goddamned veneers. A big, goofy, no-nude-scene-having horse.

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I’d still saddle her up, ride her around a dirty stable, and put her away in the barn soaking wet.