I figured I’d follow up the dismembered chicks with a chick who could actually survive a landmine blast, regrow the limb, and still be hotter than any of the other contestants. Actually, there were just some new Hayden Panettiere pictures uploaded over at SOTD, and it was just an excellently sardonic coincidence. Enjoy.
Apparently these photos are from GQ Magazine’s spread on Hayden, naming her “Obsession of the Year.” Which is really just magazine-speak for “bullshit award to help get her into a skimpier outfit.” I would prefer to name her “chloroform victim of the year” and then test my theory on whether or not her hymen regenerates as well.
‘I would prefer to name her “chloroform victim of the year†and then test my theory on whether or not her hymen regenerates as well’
Sick bastard, I like your style! 😀
Be sure to post the results of these experiments! 😀
“‘I would prefer to name her “chloroform victim of the year†and then test my theory on whether or not her hymen regenerates as well’
Sick bastard, I like your style!”
Yes, this is why the world needs more Sharkey. Those other celebrity blogs make me want to kill myself.