Slice Of The Day: Hayden Panettiere

I figured I’d follow up the dismembered chicks with a chick who could actually survive a landmine blast, regrow the limb, and still be hotter than any of the other contestants. Actually, there were just some new Hayden Panettiere pictures uploaded over at SOTD, and it was just an excellently sardonic coincidence. Enjoy.

hayden panettiere bikini

Apparently these photos are from GQ Magazine’s spread on Hayden, naming her “Obsession of the Year.” Which is really just magazine-speak for “bullshit award to help get her into a skimpier outfit.” I would prefer to name her “chloroform victim of the year” and then test my theory on whether or not her hymen regenerates as well.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

3 comments

  1. ‘I would prefer to name her “chloroform victim of the year” and then test my theory on whether or not her hymen regenerates as well’

    Sick bastard, I like your style! 😀

  2. “‘I would prefer to name her “chloroform victim of the year” and then test my theory on whether or not her hymen regenerates as well’

    Sick bastard, I like your style!”

    Yes, this is why the world needs more Sharkey. Those other celebrity blogs make me want to kill myself.

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