Slice Of The Day: Gwyneth Paltrow

Well, I guess if I’m gonna give you half of a delicious twosome, I had better come through with the remaining 50%. So today’s slice is again from Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, except this time it’s Gwyneth Paltrow, which is a bitch of a name to spell when you’re drunk. On with the boobies.

Gwyneth Paltrow. Probably the least trashy thing that Ben Affleck has stuck his cock into. ...I guess.

Apparently Gwyneth was paid “indie” wages for Sky Captain. I hope she was given some sort of alternative compensation, because that’s ridiculous for a flick with a $70 million budget. You put her tits in a movie and its going to net at least another few million, so there’s gotta be some bullshit involved with that story.

And since I’m too buzzed to bother with anything else, you can kiss my ass goodnight.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

3 comments

  1. I’d hit that so hard, Apple would fall out of her tree.I think she’s super hot, she’s got that sort of classy, back in the day movie star thing going on. Oh and she’s also getting $4 Million dollars for a two minute spot in an upcoming movie just for singing, so she’s not too worried about cash I bet.

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