Slice Of The Day: Gisele Bundchen

Who doesn’t love a nice eyeful of the delectible Gisele Bundchen? Gay people, that’s who. And you’re not one of them gays, are you? Are you? ARE YOU?

…except for Baaron. And maybe my cousin, but we haven’t confirmed that yet.

Speaking of gay people, what the shit is this all about? (thanks Bongy)

A leaflet distributed in several neighborhoods in Jerusalem offered NIS 20,000 to anyone who kills participants in the International Gay Pride Parade scheduled to take place in Jerusalem next month.

Look, sexuality doesn’t even come into play in this matter. Gay, straight, black, white, martian… if somebody pays me the equivalent of $5K US for killing anonymous douchebags in another country, my only question is “How much is a fucking plane ticket?!?”

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

8 comments

  1. Don’t it figureMotherfuckers go -apeshit- about dissing soccer, but talk about killing for money?Not a god damn soul against.

  2. Deal or No DealLet’s use the money for something useful like killing the soccer players and those annoying fans?Thanks for the shameless plug Sharkey

  3. new slogan.sodomy: not just illegal in texas, but punishable by death in tel aviv. (but only if you get caught… or march around with rainbow flags)

  4. forgot:Of the 13 states with sodomy laws, four — Texas, Kansas, Oklahoma and Missouri — prohibit \”deviate sexual intercourse,\” or oral and anal sex, between same-sex couples. The other nine ban consensual sodomy for everyone: Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. we’re just great here in the us of a.

  5. GiseleCall me crazy, but i’ve always thought she was somewhat masculine. In the VS fashion show last year, i couldn’t help but think that she was the Brazilian equivalent of a drunk redneck in a pickup with pigs in the back.

  6. Sweet NectarIf I could get a decent return on killing soccer fans, there’d be a lot less Mexicans on this planet. …not that I hate Mexicans, they’re just… you know, right down the street. Easy money.

  7. Better be careful thenNew border laws are gonna dry up your reserve, Sharkey– then how are you going to retire?

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