Slice Of The Day: Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria did a spread for the September issue of Maxim. She may be an annoyingly conceited and bitchy little tramp, but… but look at those legs!

Hopefully Eva wises up and decides to cash in on nude roles before her slowly deteriorating body becomes of no use to us. Of course, considering the fact that her next major role is in How I Met My Boyfriend’s Dead FiancĂ©e starring Jason Biggs… she might not have a choice.

…which is just how I like ’em.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

3 comments

  1. NopeI’m still not seeing it. Give me Petra Nemcova or give me death.Well, maybe not death. A slap to the chops perhaps.

  2. Sans Lindsay….thank christ.Finally a nice looking chick to oogle over. Please….unless LL is taking the money shot on the cooch, or eating at the Y with that other lazy-eyed slut Paris Hilton, I’m sick of looking at her stank ass.While rubbing the crystal balls, however, I definitely see nudity in Ms. Eva’s future.

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