Dude… You have to love it when people act they way that we assume that they will. Here’s Courtney Love posing stark fucking naked.
She may be old and haggard Courtney… but still… she’s naked.
Slice Of The Day: Courtney Love
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Not her….Anyone but Courtney….in fact, I’ll take that slimy skank Leatherface Blowhan over this pig any day. What, she spent all Cobain’s money already? Fucking cunt. Where’s the shotgun shell casings at?
hmmI would happily slip her one right in the dirt box as long as she lets me film it, may as well make some money from the video rights.
wtfdudes…MEGA AIDS
EwwwwExcuse me while i throw the fuck up.
Zing!Haha, it totally looks like her tits are trying to run away from her face.
well…I used to love Hole… a long time ago.I’d still fill her \”hole\” providing my condom is made of titanium aloys.
sayAlright, I was trying to avoid reviewing this for a while, but I’m going to anyway.First off, six months? You’ve got to be kidding me. This is less than a week’s work for most animators.Filming and converting files: 30 minutesDrawing and animating characters: 8 hours.Adding music and effects: 30 minutes.Exporting and uploading to Newgrounds: 10 minutes.And we’ll throw in some extra time for anything else: 50 minutes.That’s all it would take me and so many other guys I know.And for all those who are gonna say \”why don’t you do it then?\”, cause I don’t want to. It’s a pretty boring movie. Besides, the idea is incredibly unoriginal.Now that we’re through with that, let’s look at this flash movie people are calling \”flawless\”.Obvious flaws I noticed first time I watched it: Your hand goes over the guy on your stomach in several frames. Mistakes like this appear throughout the whole thing.A lot of your movements look like you’re intentionally doing them, not like you’re being forced. Though that could be attributed to you just being a bad actor. The extreme facial expressions were not humerous, but annoying.Your characters are also incredibly easy to draw and animate. To test this theory, I went, drew one, and animated him dancing. It was easy as pie and looked pretty good cause of the simplicity. It took less than fifteen minutes.As for realism, the cartoons didn’t even look like they were touching you, but floating in mid-air. No shadows, no lighting, no shading affected these characters at all. If you had made it look realistic, I could see why that might’ve made so many people like it. But it’s not.When he’s holding the guy, it just looks like his head his balanced on your hand.And your author’s comments are total bull. I can’t belive you’d lie like that.The movie barely lasts two minutes. Two minutes = 120 seconds. At 22 frames per second, that’s only 2640 frames, buddy. Not 500,000 at all.And that includes the twenty seconds you waste drawing the character. And then the characters standing still on the desk. And the multiple times it zooms in on your face to avoid animation. On top of all that, to avoid actually animating, you continually blur things.So in all you perhaps actually drew about forty different pictures and actually animated about two hundred.Unless of course you’re going as far to say that each individual frame on each layer you had counted as a frame. In which case, that’s pathetic. 500,000 frames is hardly an impressive number in that case. Especially if people would stop and realize that half the time only two guys are moving.This is a very shoddy piece.I wish I knew why people find this so entertaining.But they can hardly say it’s flawless and perfect animating.Now here’s some constructive critism, since, despite the score, you need some help there.Spend more time making sure the animation actually looks like a part of the real world. Shadows, lighting, and shading do the trick quite well.Don’t be too overdramatic. It gives the movie a bad flavor.Work with you camera a little more. This is very poor quality filming. Perhaps the shaking added effect, but this is just a little too shaky. Also, work with your lighting so that it doesn’t cast annoying shadows all over or glare in the camera.I hope that helps.You’ve got potential, and if you keep working with this, humble yourself a little, spend more time on a project (if this actually did take you six months, which is an enormous amount of time as it is, take eight months).I liked some parts as well. Like when he’s being dragged into the computer. You did a great job at that, especially when we first see his face.However, rather than panning sideways, perhaps you should have zoomed out. Would’ve been a better and more proffessional effect.I also liked the ‘copy and paste’. Cept Animator vs Animation already did that…I also enjoyed the biting of the head. That was brilliant.And holy cow this is a long review. Gotta go before my characters run out.
ulck…i really wish you hadnt posted the courtney love picture on the main page. now every time i load the site i have to look at her.
HTF do implants sag? She’s got some serious Longfellows. Sad truth is it’s still an upgrade for me. Don’t ever get married lads.
If that’s an upgradeI feel bad for you, dude. I’d never wish a rotten snatch like her over my wife.
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re: If that’s an upgrade\”I feel bad for you, dude. I’d never wish a rotten snatch like her over my wife.\”hahahaha
c’monC’mon man… get this shit off the front page. You’re better than that. I’m tired of checking this site everyday for some saggy bitch tits. Really… Just post SOMETHING to get it off the front page. Seriously sharkey… this is from a LONG TIME reader. We’re talking 6+ years and you’ve never had shit like this stand for so long.
…to continue… I know, you probably think it’s funny… but for me, this does nothing but help me puke in the morning when I check my \”regular sites\”. Get it off! Out damned spot! Out!