For a girl who’s talents I completely do not appreciate, nor acknowledge, Beyonce Knowles still has other talents that I am interested in. Soft talents. Fleshy talents. …soft, fleshy talents.
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psst…. I was talking about her boobs.
*Update* Hey, how about trying this post with an actual working link. That’s just one benefit of your new badassmofo.com, now with 27% less brain damage.
The link is broken?Eh fix it?
:|The note reads, in fairly good handwriting:To any that can aid me-Please, my need for help is dire. A great Skymane holds me captive on an island in the South Seas.The stars at night are foreign to me and obscured by the jungle trees, but on the clearest days I see Wild Shore to the northwest, and what seem to be large sailing ships to the southwest.I beg of you, my would-be savior, please help me.