Oh me oh my, looks like innocent little Ashlee Simpson is having her name dragged through the mud with a possible sex tape. Not like her name is anything worth keeping clean, since she’s about as wholesome as my last meal at In-N-Out. And just to clue you in, I wasn’t wearing pants, and I was dining with a couple of hookers of questionable gender.
Now I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit on this supposed sex tape, as the girl looks nothing like Ashlee, and it just seems too convenient. First of all, her overbearing father wouldn’t let her anywhere near a guy who could properly operate his penis, let alone camera equipment. Secondly, I can’t imagine this snobby little bitch putting a penis in her mouth without an insurmountable amount of headache, let alone getting her to do it on camera. Those two feats of impossibility would result in a migraine so powerful that maintaining an erection during fellatio would undoubtedly lead to a lethal aneurysm.
Still, if I had my choice of what to do with lil’ Ashlee, letting her mouthify my business would be on the top of the list. Reason being? She wouldn’t be able to fucking talk. Her voice is like nails on the chalkboard of my soul.
gotta be fake….as much as i would like to believe that tape is real, it isn’t. sure the girl LOOKS like ashlee, but those small breasts of the girl in the video certainly do not match up to the enormous jubblies ashlee has hanging from her chest! proof is right there on the web page, look at the black-n-white picture in the middle and then the clothed picture of ashlee below it some… not even close to being the same sized jubblies!
Yeah, Ashley’s so annoying I always forget how great her tits are. That pic up there is serving as my daily reminder. Until it falls a little farther down, then I can go back to hating without a hint of regret that I have to so strongly dislike a girl with such nice boobies.
asdfI hate that ugly buzzard nose bitch. and her tits aren’t that big either.
Huh?Am i the only one who sees that big fuck-off vein on her right breast?