*Ahem*
IMDB – Oscar-winner Angelina Jolie believes the man who understands her sadomasochistic needs and ties her up will be “the one”. The Tomb Raider star tried to engender trust in her marriages to actors Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton by introducing violence into their sex lives, and she wants to push the boundaries even further with her next lover. Jolie explains, “A lot of my relationships just weren’t honest enough. So I took them down different paths toward violence or wildness… to try to find somebody to hold me down and make me feel. S&M sex can be misinterpreted as violence. It’s really about trust. I like to push boundaries, both emotional and sexual, with another person. That’s when I’ve felt the sexiest. I’ve been in both submissive and dominant roles because I want more. I’ve never been tied up. I have a feeling the person that does it will be the one. I think that’s what I’d like.”
Yeah. And without further ado, your slice of the day is Angelina Jolie. Bra-fucking-vo, you little minx.
So Angelina… I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I like to hit women during sex.
… and not during sex.
wtfI swear to christ, I must be the only guy in the world that doesn’t think that she is the hottest bitch on the planet. Maybe I’m gay.Nah
ehShe seems just a little to psycho to me. I dont think I would even hit it, I dont get the best wood when I think I’m going to die.
Heh…Tying her up is just where I’d START….
…I’ve got 6 feet of rope with your name on it Angelina baby.
Damn!I have only three simple letters for all you tards who say you would bone the shit out of this women and that is D.S.L. Have you seen the lips on her!?!?!! i say gadamn she could shlob my knob anyday!
oooI’D HIT IT