Adriana Lima is apparently going around telling everybody that she’s a virgin. Which… would be a horrible tragedy.
COULD the world’s hottest lingerie model really be a virgin? That’s the mind-boggling claim that’s landed Victoria’s Secret sexpot Adriana Lima on the cover of the new GQ, which dubs her, “The World’s Most Voluptuous Virgin.” In a brief Q&A with writer Lisa DePaulo that accompanies some steamy beach shots of the Brazilian bombshell, Lima says, “Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.” Lima’s pristine state must sure have been maddening for ex-squeezes Derek Jeter and Lenny Kravitz.
Cue Vizzini from Princess Bride: “Inconceivable!”
…you cannot tell me that a universe exists where ^that girl^ has not been fucked. Hard.
If she does strictly anal and oral, then maybe, but I still don’t want to beleive it. It goes against everything I stand for.
TRAGEDY?!?It would be a fucking MIRACLE is what it would be.It means that whatever mofo ties the knot with this broad gets it fresh! You’re nobody’s seconds, and that HAS to count for something.
ehhhI guess I’ll let her marry me after all.
analShe takes it up the bum, common practice in Brazil for single girls who don’t want thier cherry popped. I bet Lenny was more than willing to settle for a bit of backdoor action 😀
Knowing Lenny..they may not be doing it much AFTER they get the shackles locked. He’s sort of a jesus freak, isn’t he?And all I can say is if she’s a virgin, she’ll be a boring lay in the sack. Nothing but awkward glances and hip movement more akin to a quadrapelegic. Count me out till she gets a couple of shags under her belt.
No shitI mean I guess I wouldnt mind the task of training her in the sack (can take a long fucking time) but still… I’d rather her not disappoint me that first time in the sack. I look at her, I think sexual bobcat. If she turned out to be a sexual three toed sloth, I’d feel a bit jaded.
hehSexual Three Toed Sloth. That’s my new band name.
Lies…She’s full of shit, I hit it three times.
mmmJust the prospect of a sentence combining the words ‘Adriana Lima’ and ‘Anal’ is enticing.
Your all wrongOnly way to break this one in is to lock her and 2 other load-bearing chicks in a hotel room for a week, a fully stocked bar and crate of toys, along with video equipment will melt away those feelings of emptyness and leave you with one hot to trot box-eater…..Its what we dream of.
Why oh why??This \”virgin\” isn’t even cute in the most remote sense. Do I care if she takes it in the \”bum\”? Oh my god NO!!! Why should anybody?
volkswagen sucksStop being gay.
???yea. gay = you.and no, volkswagens don’t suck. \”drrrop eet lahk eet’s haaat!\”
Exxxcccelllent Twenty minutes of peace and quiet at a time, and she can’t get knocked up, ensuring her body remains hot. Of course if she were with me she might as well give it up. I’d have that knothole the size of a silver dollar.