Slice Of The Day

Four slices, four days. It’s like the Goddamn Twilight Zone in here, only with more titties. Anyway, today’s slice comes at the request of That One Guy, who was wondering why Julia Stiles was omitted from the slice archives. Good question Guy, the answer is… she isn’t… anymore. Enjoy.

Julia Stiles nipples are like a Friday afternoon. Stiff, hard, probably a little cold, and they'd go perfect in my mouth. Wait, did I say like a Friday? I meant like Julia Stiles' nipples.

Julia here is going to be in a flick called Mona Lisa Smile, which hopefully will not star her recurring character that she plays in nearly every movie, “slightly fiesty and slightly rebellious blonde girl who looks like Julia Stiles”. She did that quite well in O. Or was that Save The Last Dance? Ah who cares, just look at her boobies and have a happy Friday.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

9 comments

  1. I dunnoI like my women a little more curvy. She comes straight down from her shoulders. Just doesn’t do it for me.

  2. Hahahaha\”It’s like the Goddamn Twilight Zone in here, only with more titties.\”God I wish I had your way with words Sharkey…

  3. grossshe’s fuckin’ ugly. i think we can do better than this. her forehead is huge and her eyebrows piss me off. and she sucks at acting, but thats just something extra that pisses me off, nothing about her looks…

  4. The Memosomeone please send her the memo, \”You are not hot\” not even remotely… CC that to Jennifer Garner as well, although she is not nearly as un-hot as this one…

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