We rejoin our hero at dinner on Sunday night, four double-scotches into the evening:
Waitress: “Would you like to see our coffee menu, perhaps see some tasty dessert type drinks?”
Me: “Sure. What can you show me in a dessert scotch?”
Waitress: “Hahaha! You’re really funny.”
*waitress walks away*
Me: “WAIT, SHIT! I WASN’T JOKING!”
I really wasn’t.
blighmyThe correct response was, of course, Irish Coffee.
but…What about whiskey coffee cake?