Ladies, start yo’ drankin’!
It is news guaranteed to raise a cheer among those who enjoy a glass or two: drinking half a bottle of wine a day can make your brain work better, especially if you are a woman.
Research to be published tomorrow by academics at University College London has found that those who even drink only one glass of wine a week have significantly sharper thought processes than teetotallers.
“Our results appear to suggest some specificity in the association between alcohol consumption and cognitive ability,” said the team. “Frequent drinking may be more beneficial than drinking only on special occasions.”
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about, scientists! Knock one right outta the fucking park. This is far more beneficial than the scientific discovery that semen is filled with protein. Damned Atkins fad didn’t do shit with that one.
But back on point, we have some celebrating to do, and it is all thanks to this man, and his team of ass-kicking titty loving scientists. Good work crew, we owe you one.
Now if they can figure out a way to convince these drunkard chicks that sleeping with webmasters makes you shit diamond necklaces, I’m in the chips. At least then I can stop telling women that I’m a garbage man.
ntgarbage picking, field goal kicking….
The RockThat picture is what The Rock is going to look like when he is 70 years old.
browI would kill for an eyebrow like that.