Please Help, Need Mercedes Payment

I was driving past the mall today, and I saw a bum standing on the side of the road. At least, I thought he was a bum. Then I looked a little closer and saw that he was clean, wearing a fairly nice shirt, and better shoes than the old Vans I’ve got on. As I rounded the corner, I got a better look at his sign which read, I shit you not: “Please help, need rent.”

At least the bastard was being honest. Well, unless he wants it for crack, which is always a possibility. But for fuck’s sake, he’s in a fairly conservative area, dirty yourself up a bit. Nobody I know would give money to a lazy prick in nice shoes just because he can’t afford the rent. If I’m going to give my money to a lazy jobless prick, I’ll stuff it into my own pocket.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

3 comments

  1. Well…Maybe he had a job interview later, so he mugged some rich conservative bastard?…or maybe he’s just lazy. Either way, I’d throw rocks at him.

  2. Erhkinda reminds me of the time i was gonna give a ‘homeless’ guy some change, that was until he got a call. that bastards cellphone was better than mine

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