I was driving past the mall today, and I saw a bum standing on the side of the road. At least, I thought he was a bum. Then I looked a little closer and saw that he was clean, wearing a fairly nice shirt, and better shoes than the old Vans I’ve got on. As I rounded the corner, I got a better look at his sign which read, I shit you not: “Please help, need rent.”
At least the bastard was being honest. Well, unless he wants it for crack, which is always a possibility. But for fuck’s sake, he’s in a fairly conservative area, dirty yourself up a bit. Nobody I know would give money to a lazy prick in nice shoes just because he can’t afford the rent. If I’m going to give my money to a lazy jobless prick, I’ll stuff it into my own pocket.
Well…Maybe he had a job interview later, so he mugged some rich conservative bastard?…or maybe he’s just lazy. Either way, I’d throw rocks at him.
……or flaming bags of shit.
Erhkinda reminds me of the time i was gonna give a ‘homeless’ guy some change, that was until he got a call. that bastards cellphone was better than mine