Perhaps, my little web lover, you have already heard about Infinium Labs being sued by their former financial backer. Perhaps, sweet-cheeks, you have also discussed at length the fact that Infinium’s Phantom is the Star Wars: Episode I of game consoles: an eternity in the making, wholly disappointing, and it has a complete fucking idiot at the helm. Perhaps, my most precious of preciouses, you have even touched the Phantom, leaving you with no need of my razor-sharp wit or stinging commentary. But I pose this question to you… can you possibly withstand the fury of the Screech Bird?
Yeah. Didn’t think so.
…Is that fucking Woppy’s finger?!
MehI live by Screech in WI and all I ever hear about is how he has a bad temper and gets pounded in bar fights. That pic scares me about as much as Urkel giving me the finger.