Paris Hilton Sex Tape VIAGRA VAL1UM OMFG@#$!@

Paris Hilton, the girl who can make the trashy art of sex tapes even trashier.Yeah, so it looks like we’re going to get another Paris Hilton sex tape, since she’s apparently a total fucking camslut. She’d better cash in soon, because people are starting to like Nicole Richie ( STEAMY Paris Hilton is bracing herself for a second sex video scandal, the News of the World can reveal.

Stills and clips of her bonking ex-lover Nick Carter, the former Backstreet Boy, were on a laptop that vanished in the recent break-in at her Hollywood home, she has told pals.

“She’s bracing herself for further embarrassment,” said the source. “Nick and Paris loved making sex tapes.”

But Nick, 24, who split with Paris days before the break-in, says: “There are no sex tapes of me and Paris.”

There had better be sex tapes, you little bastard. Because if not, there is no longer a reason for either of you to exist. In which case, I will have to lay the both of you down in the path of the trucks when we pave over France.

And now, seeing that I slightly chuckled to myself as I realized that we would be burying Paris in Paris, I feel slightly disappointed in myself. I bid you adieu.

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By Sharkey

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9 comments

  1. SorrySorry, but Nicole Richie is a total skeeze. I’d nail Paris’ dog before I laid pipe to Nicole. This is assuming, of course, that either would have me.That is, my friends, the gist.

  2. FalseThere couldn’t be a sex tape out between those two, there could be a sex tape though of that Backstreet Boy bitchass giving some dude a rimjob while Paris videotaped it. She was his beard / videographer.

  3. UGHWTF ARE YOU ON!!that nasty ass richie chick. omfg, shes so ugly and fat, jesus. i wouldnt say a damn word if she wasnt on that retarded-ass show, for fucks sakes…those pics are all magically enhanced to make her look half decent, cuz in reality…. oh i just puked thinking about it

  4. I’d bang Nicole RichieParis is a stick and so vaccuous. She’d get a donkey punch (TONY DANZA STYLE) if she picked up her cel phone while I was mid-stroke.Niccole has more of that seething dirty whore quality that turns us old farts on.

  5. Yea….If Richie was suckin your Member Balls-Deep would you tell her to stop you ugly Bitch?…..Then she bends over and ask you to Plow her like a Farm Boy!Lets stop fucking around, pussy is GOOD, take it when you can get it Newbie….Thats not to say i dont have standards mine you, im saying nothing beats the Clam…..Remember that when your eating your next one…

  6. thats itokay, first i was gonna rant about how i would tell her to stop, but thats obviously not gonna happen. what WOULD happen, is a gratuitious facial, after which she would have to go fetch her clothes, which were thrown out the window while she was struggling to see.pussy may be good, but i dont wanna have to sell my cock on ebay afterwards….

  7. I wonder…I wonder 2 things, did she get fucked in the ass on tape, and why would anybody think Nicole \”the dog face\” Richie was even worth ass fucking?

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