BAMF

Really well done video crafting the highlights of The Dark Knight, and pointing out why the film deserves multiple nods at this years Oscars. Suffice to say, it will be an uphill battle. Remember Shakespeare in Love beat out Saving Private Ryan.

Ahh yes, nothing says nutrition like jizm

Seriously, who the fuck buys this?

Of course, I will have to wait till it comes back in stock sometime this month.

Crystal Head Vodka

A review of sorts here

Seriously, I’m sure this is an improvement for her:

Of course, there is a whole lot more here

Not to mention a Princess Leia Pillow Fight.

This election is over!

Richard and Sal are a hilarious couple of faggots.

Also, if anyone can get me some video of Danny Bonaduce knocking the teeth out of Bob Levy’s mug this weekend, I’d be much obliged.

There’s the “agony of defeat.” And then there’s this women’s ice hockey score from the European Olympic pre-qualifying tournament: Slovakia 82, Bulgaria 0.

Shit will make yo azz confess!

Durham was sentenced Wednesday to life behind bars with a chance for parole in 30 years after pleading guilty last month to aggravated murder for Adam Calbreath’s brutal slaying.

Multnomah County, Ore., Judge Eric Bergstrom agreed to the unusual plea deal – which included buckets of fried chicken, pizza and lasagna – because it saved the expense of a trial and possible appeals. A murder trial could have cost the county about $4,000, officials said.

Durham’s insatiable need for greasy food – which included gorging on KFC and Popeye’s chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake, along with a pizza, two calzones, lasagna and ice cream – cost Oregon taxpayers only $41.70. Bergstrom signed off on the deal, and the killer downed the food in two sittings – the first a few weeks ago, and the second on Wednesday. […]

Don Hons, 32, a friend of Calbreath’s who attended the sentencing, said Durham deserved no favors – but told The Oregonian newspaper he was glad the judge made the food deal in order to get the killer locked up.

“If a couple buckets of chicken are going to help to get a conviction, then get some biscuits to go with it,” he said.

KFC, it’s mystical powers will never cease.