BAMF

Your slices of the day are mildly split up. One, because you’ve got the real slice… Megan Hauserman. She’s the winner of “Beauty and the Geek” this season, and she was a Playboy Cyber Girl. Which means that she got naked but never actually appeared in the magazine. She does, however, appear in her gallery. So enjoy that.

The other slice is Andrea Ciliberti, who was Miss Missouri USA 2005, yet has a remarkably lacking stable of photos online… or at least SOTD seems to think so. Submit some more photos if you have them.

There are still a few chicks from that show waiting to grace your pupils, from what I understand, so stick around.

This is nowhere near as hot as when Natalie Portman did it. (Thanks Billy Ray for being the first to email me about it)

Natalie had that slightly hot concentration camp kind of look to it. Britney has the fat, slutty and washed up actress begging for attention look to her. Not as pleasant, in my opinion. See more of the madness over at the Britney Spears gallery.

Britney shaved her fucking head

Bongweasel told me that today’s PBF was genius, and he was correct.

Billy Ray tried to send me the infamous (and old) Leeroy Jenkins video yesterday, which he insisted that I post. He also sent me this skydiver surviving a parachute-less plummet to the ground, which is slightly more up-to-date.

That poor bastard is going to walk funny, talk funny, and look funny for the rest of his life. And that is not funny.

…OK, that was a lie. But this is Valentines Day, the day of lies… and low self-esteem for women worldwide.

Today is a day for love, my internet concubine. And on this day I will make sweet occular snuggles with your eyesockets. Unless of course you are blind, and use one of those internet reader devices. In which case I must apologize, because you’re going to get an earful’s worth of messy code prior to your auditory rape.

I present to you something excellent, even for someone who doesn’t eat most seafood (like yours truly) there can be some sort of pleasure derived from the Lobster Skinning Machine.

It’s like the fucking baby aliens from Alien got shucked, de-acidificated, and served with some whipped butter and a baked potato.

Pinchy the skinless lobster

Her new spread in Maxim is pretty hot.

I’m posting this from inside a Seattle’s Best Coffee. I’ve never taken my laptop to a coffee shop for these purposes. I feel kind of dirty. And not from posting half-naked pictures of Aguilera.

Christina Aguilera SOTD 2/12/07