A few months back I heard about that deal at Amazon or wherever, selling the 360 HD-DVD drive for super cheap and with a pack of free HD-DVDs. Naturally, I told my fellow 360 owner and enthusiast cousin about it. He jumped on the deal, whereas I hesitated just long enough to miss out on the deal. Poor me, right?
…Right. Sorry about that one, cousin.
Lindsay Lohans Nipples Speak Out
by Sharkey on February 18, 2008 @ 9:29 am
It’s been a long time since the last slice of the day, so I may as well make it something good, right? How about celebrating those of us who have the day off by getting a nice look at Lindsay Lohan’s nipples? I thought so.
Those areolae are tiny.
Like You Haven’t Seen It Already
by Sharkey on February 14, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
You might also be interested in the new red-band Pineapple Express trailer, or you could be a complete dick who doesn’t have a soul.
That’s why you’re alone on Valentine’s Day, jerk.
Religion of peace strikes again
by FaaQ on @ 7:06 am
Of course we have all seen how the good muslims of al Qaeda and their various splinter groups have treated their hostages in the past. Danny Pearl and Nick Berg both lost their heads, Theo Van Gough got a knife the the chest, and many others have been maimed and mutilated.
Well now we can add being burned alive to the list. Remember, shouting “god is great” while pushing a guy into a pit full of open flames is a surefire ticket to pussy in the afterlife.
Because I had to see it,
by FaaQ on February 13, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
Now you do too.
Link: sevenload.com
Because its hot
by FaaQ on February 12, 2008 @ 11:20 am
And because I can.
Creepy
by FaaQ on @ 11:18 am
As if the world doesn’t have enough creepy mutants in it. India has to add one more.
I swear, that guys shorts are a pair of Pampers Pull-ups.
We Are Ready To Not Care
by Sharkey on February 7, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
So we’ll finally get those License To Drive and Double-O Kid sequels that we’ve all been dying to see?
Footage By That Kid From American Beauty
by Sharkey on January 30, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
This is fucking trippy. (de Bongweasel)
Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles
by Sharkey on @ 2:19 pm
It’s that time of week again, where Ben tears some game a new asshole on Zero Punctuation. This week it’s Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles for the Wii.
Also, in case you didn’t already know, Rez HD and Chessmaster Live hit Xbox Live Arcade today. 800 MS points apiece, but well worth it for the outstanding Res, or if you want to have your ass handed to you by myself in chess.
My cousin and I have been getting together once a week to play some co-op 360 games and were tragically forced to give Kane & Lynch a try. While it’s certainly not bad enough to have earned itself all of the bad publicity it earned during the Gamespot Gerstmann fiasco, it’s certainly not good. You have to forget about any sort of plot, because there’s no real motivation for anything that you’re doing other than standard video game instincts implying that you should murder anything that moves. The real bitch is the controls and the camera. I can honestly say that I thought we were done innovating in the field of awful video game cameras, but this game takes not just the cake, but the whole fucking bakery. Unlike in most games, using the “target” button to focus in on your crosshairs will not help you out very much, as it seems to zoom in on the back of your characters head most of the time. And I have to applaud whoever set up the cameras for two player co-op on any of the levels where you’re in a vehicle. Those levels were just a masterpiece of god-awful camera work. I’ve never had a split screen game confuse me as to which screen was mine after a solid hour of gameplay, but somehow the development team pulled it off. Kudos.