Zack Snyder’s released some nice hi-res shots of Watchmen. Got to hand it to the guy, he knows his comics, and he know how to transform them to the big screen.
Really
by FaaQ on March 6, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
How did the best comedy in TV history get canceled after only 3 seasons.
Gary Gygax fails saving throw vs mortality
by FaaQ on March 4, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
I’m guessing the real cause of death was his review of the 4th Edition Rules. Alas, I must thank Mr. Gygax for sticking me with a nerdy addiction that lasted me well into my Sophomore year of High School. I got my first D&D Basic set in 1982 and my friends and I were hooked from that point on.
Do we really want to claim that we are descendant from the apes?
by FaaQ on February 26, 2008 @ 6:57 am
In The Real World, Your Heart Gets Broken
by Sharkey on February 25, 2008 @ 9:25 am
Perry Bible Fellowship To End.
Nicholas Gurewitch is a cheap whore, who leads you on and then dumps your ass when you’re at your lowest. Ive never had it happen with a woman, but that man broke my heart. I will never love like that again.
If my darkest fears are realized
by FaaQ on @ 9:08 am
and Obamamessiah becomes President, I will be marketing these for sale in the BAMF store.
In case you missed it
by FaaQ on February 21, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
Christina Ricci makes my black snake moan.
Even with the loss of her mega sized tittys and the regrettable trailerpark mom boob tattoo, shes still looking totally “I would sever a finger to bang you” hot.
BAMF: where all your mexican midget tranny needs are fullfilled
by FaaQ on @ 12:51 pm
In celebration of “Black History Month”
by FaaQ on February 20, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
I of course have to link to one of my favorite stories of all time.
N+ On XBLA, GoW2 In November, And My Genitals
by Sharkey on @ 12:07 pm
I haven’t received a single complaint regarding my blatant whoring of the 360 console on this site, which means that I’m not doing my job effectively. Someone must be pissed off that I’m not talking about whatever bit of nothing is happening on the PS3 this week, right? No? It’s that, or nobody fucking reads this site anymore. I’m guessing it’s a little bit from column A, and a little bit from column B.
For those of you in column A who still read and don’t give a shit about my 360 whoredom, you should go ahead and buy yourself N+ on XBLA today. 800 points (just say ten bucks Microsoft, you’re not fooling anyone) for an astoundingly awesome game, online multiplayer (co-op and competetive) and a level editor to share your ridiculously stupid creations with everyone else. Sounds like a bargain, but then again I’m an impulse buyer of such extraordinary magnitude that I can actually feel my intelligence go out for coffee once an opportunity to open my wallet arises. Long winded diatribe aside, buy the Goddamned game.
Also, Gears of War 2 will be coming to the 360 in November, according to Microsoft/Epic’s announcement at the GDC this morning. There’s really nothing else to say about that, other than my brain will much enjoy the coffee break once it comes time to order it.
There’s no regularly scheduled Zero Punctuation this week, instead Yahtzee Croshaw will be doing some sort of special GDC series of videos over at Escapist Magazine tonight at midnight Eastern, or 9PM in the area of the country that I actually give a shit about. In the meantime, try to enjoy this mediocre little bit of Yahtzee from Ken Levine’s speech about Bioshock this morning. It’s all you get for now.
My apologies for the misleading headline, but there are no updates on the status of my genitals at this time.