I’ve got some meth in my pocket

by on April 19, 2008 @ 6:17 am

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

“It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.”

  “Mr. Quest didn’t realize that the park had a curfew,” Abramson said. He was simply “returning to his hotel with friends.”

I can understand going out for a stroll with your meth, but wtf is up with the rope? I don’t know about you, but  I’m always walking around with a rope on my junk with my buddies, its just how I roll.

The Sheriff Is Near

by on March 21, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

I must say that I’m a big fan of where Obama would steer this country were he to be elected President of the United States. No, I haven’t jumped on his or any liberal bandwagon. From a political standpoint he doesn’t make much sense as the leader of this nation, although I do dig on any (mildly) black liberal talking shit on the welfare system. It’s just that deep down I believe that Barack Obama is the one guy on this planet who can lead us to a future where Mel Brooks can make one more movie about uppity niggers before he dies.

Then we can all laugh… together.

Busted with her “little buddy”

by on March 11, 2008 @ 1:12 pm

Not only was she mega hot back in her day, seems like ol’ Mary Ann likes to ride the 4:20 express.

 Perhaps they should have called her Mary Jane. A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island,” ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County Sheriff’s Office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.