BAMF

I’ve come across dollar bills with “I grew hemp” stamps before. But these are pretty cool.

Honestly, I could see this ad running in the NYTimes if they don’t get their circulation numbers up soon.

Awesome.

Check out Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno over at Sundance.  Trust me, you want to see this.

Finding a photo album like this, is the result of reading too much ED.

Answers:

a. phosphorous grenade

b. non-virgins

c. KLFJoat (oh wait, he’s wearing the hat)

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.

But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land ‘O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.

“I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers.  He says, ‘Jim, we have a huge issue.  You can’t take any more assignments.  You need to come in right away,'” he said.

When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he’d hoped.

“I said, ‘Well Pat, can you explain this to me?’  ‘You’ve been accused of wizardry,’ [he said]. Wizardry?” he asked.

Flori-DUH, amirite!

But you already knew this. Crank 2 appears to be a movie with nothing but tittys flopping out of shirts. Can’t say I will be disappointed by that.

Also, now that no one really gives a shit, Neve Campbell decides to bust a move. Now that I see her nipples, I can understand why she waited until her career was over to do this.

I don’t know about you, but personally, I hate the idea of Doll-Faced strangers with axes hiding in my fucking house.

“Here, try it,” says Zhaoran, a business student, as she places a beige-colored ox urethra onto her friend’s plate. He’s in the middle of wolfing down a piece of chewy dog penis.

Uhm, do not want.

Is alive and well in Holland it appears. The “holly fuck this is creepy factor” on this video sets a new record.