Holy shit, America’s favorite pastime just got a little bit fatter. Some minor-league ballteam in Illinois are going to start serving up the Luther-Burger, although for legal reasons, they aren’t exactly calling it that.
The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create “Baseball’s Best Burger.” The burger, which was introduced at Gateway’s December 10th sale, consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.
“We are excited to work with the Grizzlies this season on Baseball’s Best Burger,” said Tina Bryan, Vice President of Marketing for Sweet Traditions, the local area developer for Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. “Our doughnuts have been used in such things as wedding cakes, bread pudding, fondue, and now a hamburger bun. What a fun and unique way to offer our signature Original Glazed doughnut to Grizzlies fans.”
I will be shocked… SHOCKED… if this does not lead to at least one heart-attack induced death in the ballpark. Remember how Berzerk was the first video game to actually kill a motherfucker in the arcade? This thing will be the first celebrity-borne snack item to cause some sort of cardiopulmonary failure.
Evil Otto is the primary reason I don’t trust anyone who smiles all the time.
wowThat looks mighty tasty. Must have. Must buy. Must consume.
the boondocks…this is ripped from the boondocks cartoon. i wonder who was watching it in the ballclub/krispy kreme to get down on this?
umThe Luther Burger has been around for like 10 years, chappy. Boondocks has been on the air for like 6 months.
Dear God!My chest feels tight just looking at that thing. I have to go for a run now.Is it any wonder America is the fattest nation on earth when you invent crap like that?
Almost perfect. That would make a fuck-all breakfast sandwich, just sub in a sausage patty and add a hash brown w/country gravy. Remember to order a Diet soda with it. After all, it’s not the 2000 cals. in the sandwich that’ll do ya, its the 200 or so in the Soda bucket.
holy shitNothing like a heart attack to make the game worth watching, eh? That being said, I’d probably still try one.
gah DAMMITam I the only one who thinks this is about as appetizing as sucking on an asshole and getting a peanut? Seriously. It’s something a schizo or a 6 year old would eat. Next it’ll be caramel-covered hotdog with saurkraut. Yer a bunch of sickos.
Preggos. You forgot the preggos. They would so eat this thing.