Thanks to Thucka for filling me in on the fellow that has almost replaced Hugh Hefner as “Who I’d Like To Be As A Lecherous Old Man.”
Rolf Eden, a Berlin property tycoon, former nightclub owner, and all-purpose celebrity, says he is offering $125,000 to any woman, from anywhere in the world, who can kill him with sex.
“My real desire is to die on a lady, while making love,” Eden said. “A lawyer has my will, and in my will I have $125,000 for this lady.”
Eden says that even at age 72 he is fit as a fiddle, and ready for love. He claims he will pay for an unspecified number of women to fly to Berlin from various parts of the world, for a couple of days of sexual activity, providing they fit his criteria.
*God-awful pun is about to enter your line of sight. Take caution*
Well, at least he wants to go out with a bang! Get it? …See cuz he wants to… go out having… you know and it’s…
Fuck all of you. It’s 2AM and I have video games to finish before Christmas.
OOohhhh125 grand to kill an old man and get a free trip to Germany and/or new car, new set of perky big tits, college tuition.. where do I sign up???
un-fuckin-believablewhat a sweet deal. makes me almost wish i had tits……..almost
Yeah RightJust remember how bitchy girls get around that time of the month and you’ll change your mind about growing titsTo Quote South Park \”I dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die\”
VidsMetroid Prime. Beat it again. *drool*