One Day At McDonalds Can Fuck Up Your Whole Life

Just ask this stupid bitch, she knows from experience:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A suburban Washington woman was in a Maryland jail Monday on charges of assaulting a 4-year-old after he spilled ice cream on her in a fast-food restaurant over the weekend, police said.

The woman shouted obscenities at the child and his grandmother, chased the boy around the restaurant and eventually rubbed hot french fries in his face, a Montgomery County police spokeswoman said.

The woman, identified as Malika Hayes, 18, left the restaurant but was later arrested. The felony charge can be punished by up to 25 years in prison.

Yeah, that’s a shame. She probably had Prada shoes or some shit, girls go fucking apeshit if you even look cross eyed at a new pair of shoes. They seem to think we (menfolk) have the same kind of obsession over our toys. Well there are two big differences between your shoes and my 50″ Panasonic Plasma monitor television. One is that I won’t realize that my television hurts my feet and shove it in the closet to collect dust after two weeks, and the second is about $11,000 dollars. Therefore if a kid happened to ruin my television with his ice cream, I would be perfectly justified in shoving him into the blender and making a baby milkshake. You, on the other hand, face 25 years of women-in-prison stereotype Hell.

Having a penis kicks ass.