Once again, the LAPD dazzles us with its brilliance

LOS ANGELES, Aug. 1 Rap mogul Marion Suge Knight may be the ultimate target of a series of deadly gang shootings, according to a published report.

FOUR of the eight people killed in slayings that stretch back to 1997 were close associates of Knight, the Los Angeles Times reported in Fridays editions. Investigators have warned Knight to be cautious.
Word on the street is theres a hit out on Suge Knight, said Det. Michael Caouette of the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department.

I have to commend the LAPD on some bang up police work. How amazing is it that they figured all this out!? Citizens of Los Angeles should sleep soundly knowing there are such outstanding public servents watching out for them (unless of course you happen to be black.) Suge Knight connected with all sorts of gang violence!? I never woulda guessed such a thing. I did some other digging and found a few other amazing things uncovered by the LAPD.

White people may be the target of crime after dark in Compton

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Heroin use may result in addiction and infectious disease

If you leave your car unlocked, the chances of it getting stolen or urinated in increases considerably

Ahhhh now that’s some good police work. Now if you don’t mind, I’m gonna take some PCP and go out and see if I can’t get a bunch of black cops to beat the shit out of me on videotape because I want to be the next CourtTV sensation.

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