Oh The Idiotic Humanity!

Tales of PS3-related violence and hilarity. Help me keep this list updated, mail any good videos or stories to sharkey[at]badassmofodotcom.

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  1. wtfWhat a bunch of fucking retards–and that includes any of you who participated in this waiting in line foolishness. IT’S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME CONSOLE. It’s not the end of the world if you don’t get one in the first five fucking minutes it’s available. Guess what? there will be more! How about these tools paying money FOR A SPOT IN LINE?! Seriously, what is wrong with people? Hey, Jimmy–let’s go spend $3000 of your college fund so we can buy a $600 console on eBay instead of waiting a few more months and buy one for the regular price. Every single one of these people should be shot. Fuck America./rant

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  2. Amen!You’re going to rush out to preorder, and then wait on line to buy some ovrehyped/overpriced bullshit but then take your life in your hands to do it? I like the Playstation as much as anyone, but come on now….this is Sony. Sony’s hardware blows, especially their CD/DVD mechanisms. The first version of consoles they release is so shitty that you have to replace it a year later. If you just wait a few months until it’s rev’d you’ll be guaranteed a better console……usually at a lower price than at release.Plus, it’s not even like there’s decent titles for this thing yet. And even the games that are out now take little advantage of the hardware. I like the dudes on ebay selling these pieces of shit for $2000, plus shipping, and then \”throwing in\” a free Tickle Me Elmo doll. Gee…thanks.

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  3. You only need ONE kidney….I work for a Wal-Mart in New Hampshire and it bugs the Hell out of me when fucking stupid parents call up asking \”Do you have a PS3? Can you hold one for me?\” FUCK NO! We had people waiting outside for 2 days, you think we are going to hold on because you just realized you missed out?Oh, and try telling people that they will have to wait untill April/May 2007 before they are going to be able to buy one, that goes over well too.\”What do I have to do to get one! Why didn’t you get more?! I want to talk to your manager!\” I started telling people to sell their kidney on the black market and then pray to the Ebay God that you dont get fucked to hard up the ass.

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  4. Asshairs, every onel. How the fuck is the average gamer supposed to steal $3k from his mom’s purse? I’ll wait til next Christmas when It’s 200 bucks. I have a life to help me pass the time.

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  5. AlternativeUgh, seriously, this is ridiculous. The PS3 launch lineup is shit anyway; practically everything coming out in the next three months is either already out on other systems or will be coming out on other systems.Owning a PS3 is the new way of saying \”My dick is bigger than yours!\”If you want a PS3 that badly, I’ll write \”PS3\” on a box, take a dump in it, and send it to you for twenty bucks. Same thing, for a fraction of the cost.

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  6. Better than WorkGuys don’t miss the point 2/3rds plus of those people waiting in line to get ps3s aren’t in it for system they are smart enough to know waiting in line and turning around and selling it on ebay is worth a fuck of a lot more money than working a shit job for a day. Also goodluck ever getting a ps3 for 200 the system is so fucking over the top that selling them at 600 is a $240 loss per unit, coupled with shit availability they will need some paradigm shift in the expense of product or to move a hell of a lot of unit before it drops from that at all.

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  7. What expense? They have Filipino orphans soldering them bitches together for a buck a pop. Software, having no raw materials other than the Anime pron and fufu coffee fuel required by the dork mind, is dirt cheap. It’s pure profit. Fuck the PS3, I’ll get $3gs worth of Sony stock.

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  8. hypnosis? Did Sony invent a hypnosis ray while I wasn’t looking? I can’t understand why people are so desperate to get a PS 3. I’ve never bought a console as soon as it gets released because they are so badly overpriced. The Wii on the other hand might be an exception since it’s starting price is pretty good.

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  9. lucyIn the distant future a small group of human exiles have been doomed to fight for survival on the edge of the galaxy. Through military strength, espionage and deceit, a unified Terran government has maintained an uneasy peace. As resources run short, however, these Confederate nations find themselves looking towards the rich worlds of their alien neighbors, the enigmatic Protoss. To further complicate matters, it seems that a previously unknown and deadly species known only as the Zerg has entered Protoss space and is destroying everything in its path. The time for war has come…

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