Next Time: Lock The Doors

Evil Homer sent this one in. Fan-fucking-tastic.

When two Danish burglars realized someone had stolen the keys to their getaway car, they reacted like honest citizens and called the police.

Police said they were only too happy to help, and arrested them after they confessed to breaking and entering.

You know what would have been a better alternative? Beating the shit out of the guy with the keys. Or, perhaps, cutting your losses and giving the stuff back. Maybe the owners will take pity on your complete lack of grey matter and let you go. At least that way you won’t wind up forwarded around the internet by every cubicle-jockey in the nation.