Morning Coffee, Donut, And Movie News

Alright, alright, gather around. We’ve got some trailers and some news to get through, and I know you’re all ready to start slacking off on the job.

  • [ New Batman Begins Trailer ] – Well, there’s supposed to be one there. At least, there should be by the time I wake up in the morning, which is probably when you’ll be reading this anyway.
  • [ Be Cool Trailer ] – I really hope this doesn’t suck. Get Shorty was a great flick, I’d rather not have the Hollywood bigwigs pissing on it just to turn a quick buck.
  • [ War of the Worlds Trailer ] – Pretty nifty.
  • I have to thank Billy Ray for pointing out this tidbit. Seems that the rumor mill is getting pretty thick with confirmations of Kevin Smith (and Mark Hammill) being attached to a pilot for a weekly Star Wars TV show. If the news is true, I’m already feeling good about it. Why? Well, we’ve basically got two possible scenarios here. One, Kevin Smith turns this into something awesome, in which case, I will be happy. Two, the mixture of Kevin Smith and George Lucas becomes so ridiculous (highly possible) that the show becomes a festering pile of shit. I mean like the “Star Wars Christmas Special” kind of festering. In that case, we’ll have diehard Star Wars fans crying their little eyes out at what the two fat bearded guys did to their beloved franchise. Again, I will be happy. It will quench my thirst for nerd tears for weeks.

Yeah, I think that’s about it for now. If you’re looking for something fun to do at work, try finding me some hi-res pics (or video) of the Natalie Portman nakedness that got cut from Closer. That’s my one Christmas wish kiddies, let’s see some miracles.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. tv showwell I could have sworn I had seen an official report on the rumored tv series on starwars.com, but I cant find it, so I cant prove anything. as far as the up coming move goes, it will suck, and only because people want it to do so well, they are over wanting it to be good, so they will be let down. I too will like the tv series for the same two reasons, and maybe more if it sucks just so I can make fun of the nerds

  2. Natalie PortmanI’ve heard that they actually removed ALL Natalie nuditity from the movie Closer, not just the full frontal as previously reported. Talked with a few people who’ve seen the movie and their stories seem to verify this.

  3. Natalie PortmanI’ve heard that they actually removed ALL Natalie nuditity from the movie Closer, not just the full frontal as previously reported. Talked with a few people who’ve seen the movie and their stories seem to verify this.

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