I decided to stop by Carl’s Jr. on my way home this morning for a post-Christmas-crash breakfast. After giving my order, the drive-thru attendant replied in Spanglish: “Thankyew fahhr choosing Carljunior on dees lovely lovely day.”
Being that it’s the post Christmas season, do I have the heart to bring up the fact that it’s pitch fucking black out and cloudy to the woman, or just assume that her only learned English phrases are the one above, the names of each menu item, and the words “No Egg”? I opted for the latter, except for one slight miscalculation in assuming that she might understand the no egg bit. Fuckers.
eggsNo JUEVOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
incredulity\”she sounded like I’d just asked her for a bible to read on the crapper\”
just like to throw in some randomnessyou’re ugly :)good fight, and goodnight
Get Back On The Boat…If you’re going to come to America learn the FUCKING language.. FIRST.. There should be some kind of law against that shit..
updates!thanks to our new president, 2KANCHOO, the literacy rate of the overall population has nearly doubled!!on a side note, tourism does not exist anymoregood day