Not a week and a half after I finally re-enter the world of high definition television (it’s been a rough six months) my 360 greets me with some green & red holiday cheer. I can’t wait to get on the phone with those friendly overseas tech support representatives to discuss how much the next 3-4 weeks of my life will suck. Deciphering what those Indian support reps have to say is like a 360 game, albeit a mildly shitty one, like Gun or Call of Juarez.
My condolences also go out to my homey Captain Terror, who just received his second red ring of death this year. I’ll pour a forty for you too, chief.
Well if you Xbox would keep its dick out of ‘dem nasty skank bitches, it wouldn’t be catching the red ring all the time. Just rub a nice salve on it.
Damn M$! They design the greatest videogame console of all time with shoddy production quality and a fucking risk management return philosphy! I’m on my 3rd one in 18 months. My advice: save yourself the agony of dealing with those Indian pricks by going out and buying an Arcade ($280) with a Benq drive and better heatsink. Then sell your refurbished pile to some unsuspecting Craigslister when it arrives at you doorstep in 15 business days.
Good luck!
Well, when I sent in my 360, I didn’t get my original back, but instead they sent me a fixed one so that I don’t have to wait more. My 360 is getting sent to someone else. It took only 2 weeks I think. But that was back before the holiday rush.