…to upset more people, more often. Frenchies? Step up to the plate.
Joke Submitted by Sugary75
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in, “You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes, “The French are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable.
Personally, I prefer Iraqi officials. All you need is a dustpan and a trashbag. …what, too soon? Well how about peace protesters overseas? All you need is a piece of high-powered construction equipment:
Come on. You loved it the first time, and you love it now. So on with the kudos!
Dear God help me stop laughing…Sharkey, that little comment connected to the picture (i.e. when you hold you mouse pointer over it) almost made me die. I laughed so hard a turtle almost poked his head out.
pictureThe mouse-over wasn’t as funny as the iraqi official, which wasn’t as funny as the construction worker, which wasn’t as funny as the frenchman, which was comedic gold. However, all are funnier than an indian wearing a cowboy hat.
…It’s prairie doggin’ it, in the parlance of our times.