…and I saw it, and it was hideous.
FaaQ brought to my attention the fact that Harry Knowles, perhaps the world’s most visually (and olfactorily?) repellent webmaster, got married last year.
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So is she mail order? What could possess a woman to want to callously possess that gargantuan pile of red hair and idiocy?
you mean whales?
Who the hell is Harry Knowles and why should I know his name? He doesn’t look anything like Beyonce.
He’s stuck in a wheelchair, too.
What a fucking catch.