…and I saw it, and it was hideous.
FaaQ brought to my attention the fact that Harry Knowles, perhaps the world’s most visually (and olfactorily?) repellent webmaster, got married last year.

So is she mail order? What could possess a woman to want to callously possess that gargantuan pile of red hair and idiocy?
you mean whales?
Who the hell is Harry Knowles and why should I know his name? He doesn’t look anything like Beyonce.
He’s stuck in a wheelchair, too.
What a fucking catch.