Lindsay Lohan Loses The Fez

[ Lindsay Lohan Breaks Up With Wilmer Valderrama ] (thanks malfunction from the forum)

I don’t really need to quote the story, as the breakup was inevitable (she’s Lindsay Lohan and his name is Wilmer. Do the math.) and pretty much standard fare. But this tidbit amused me:

Lohan, who also starred in “Freaky Friday,” was hospitalized in Los Angeles in late October for a high fever and headaches. She became ill while filming the movie “Herbie: Fully Loaded.”

Perhaps she realized that she was in another fucking Herbie movie, and vomited up what little was left of the soul she sold to Satan. And by Satan, I mean the Disney Corporation, who I still love no matter how many cease-and-desists they send me.