Normally I don’t repost shit that’s in the pie forum, but its a Friday. Besides, all of you perverts will get to see this soon enough. This is absolutely, positively, 100% not safe for work. It is, however, glorious.
Libby Hoeler²
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hahahaIt’s like a precursor to an episode of Cops, all it’s missing is the bad music and a tornado in the background. maybe a couple silo cans from busch beer.
Nice…Crazy or not, I’d hit it.
I see…abusive father. idealistic, but delusional mother. poor, confused girl trying to make up for lack of personality appeal with a Great view. Unfortunately, she will have to be used before she can learn from this. I elect myself to do the using, and I know the perfect dumpster behind which to \”treat\” her mental instability.
Holy crap…That chick is so fucking crazy. I almost felt bad while watching the video that she was that batshit insane. But then my cock decided to take over and it was all over from there.
Underage? You be the judge!I’m really getting sick of chicks with shaved clams. I don’t want an afro down there, but no hair at all is creepy, and totally kills the sexiness of the bloody ax wound.
uhhYeah, she’s not that hot. I have and currently am hitting better.
um…I’m scared, and aroused.
MarcNo offense there chief, but unless she’s rubbing her twat and rambling like a drunkened prom date before the deflowering, I don’t think anyone gives a shit. You could put your dick in a bear trap for all I care. … Love, Sharkey
FriendI’d recommend tappin that ass. Bring a friend and let his ass sit oustide with the car running. Be prepared to run very fast after your 5 minutes are up and take lots of pictures. If anything, do it for the website!
Here’s the cops a’knockin’Great. So now I have to do a three pass format on my hard drive because someone pointed me in the direction of some underage porn.\”But your honor, look at that rack! She’s of age!\”\”I understand that. But I’m sentencing you to 10 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison\”
Triple pass formatYeah, good luck with that. Not even triple pass will get rid of anything, they can still find it if they are willing to look hard enough.
hmmmMan sometimes it’s scary when you share the same name as the guy who has pissed off some crazy broad. Soon she will be going on a rampage eliminating all Matts from the world! I’d hit it then run!
wowAll I have to say is, God bless Matt for being such an asshole. I feel kind of pathetic that when I call it quit’s with a chick she doesn’t send me a soft-core porn of herself.
Wow, and sadOk, crazy shit, the girl is definitely hot, not the hottest, but still. about that triple formating, WTF??? is that suppose to be a joke or somethin? if not, you think authorities will point you out in a crowd of 3 billion people? how sad, being scared about that.
ahahahoh shark-meister, you are my herothat shit is halariousi couldnt stop laughing
Dear Sharkey,Don’t hate.
MarcGot any pics or videos of your hot bitch? Not that I doubt she’s hotter than the girl in this video, but I’m wondering why anybody should care. Post them up, playah.
MarcI said \”love\”. Remember the the love? REMEMBER GODDAMMIT.
Possible Team action….?Dear Mark,This chick is going to boil a bunny in your kitchen sooner or later. So take my advice and video tape her taking a train from a local softball/owling/drinking team and sell that mutha fucker so you can enter the witness relocation program. Because she will STALK your ass forever. Late.
Poor MattMy guess is…. Matt is probably dead by now, having shared this with the entire intarweb.
holy shit.If you downloaded an earlier version, watch it again with the remix. It’s the music from requiem for a dream… It’s so fucked up but I can’t stop laughing.
lol what?remix what? tell me someone put music to this shit and you’ve just made my day! lmao linketh??
OLOLit was right there, silly me!!and my god, just when you think you couldnt flog a dead horse… they make it even more halarious
somethingThe remix is fucking awesome.
wowwhat is she, 15?
But, the bottom lineDid this \”Matt\” ever take her back, d’you reckon? Speaking as a matt myself, the post from above, by nuzreq – \”Man sometimes it’s scary when you share the same name as the guy who has pissed off some crazy broad.\” Scared me shitless, im thinking of changing name to the Jarvinator, or Bob
Why not me?This was the hottest thing I have seen today, even though I just woke up about ten minutes ago. Why can’t ex’s and stalker girls do stuff like this for me?!
thatsjustnotright SUSPENDEDlooks like the hosters just pulled the plug on that website. to bad, i’d only got to surf a small portion of it… hope it comes back again.
yeahI am with Jarv, my new name shall be Grover Cleveland! Now she will never find me….thats makes me both sad and happy.
yeahshe’s in 8th grade. it’s been confirmed by an article nytimes. underage porn = noes
wrongshe’s a fucking canadian so no it hasn’t been confirmed by that nyt article.
I’m with ashramI think its possible that in this great big internet, more than one crazy chick has given a guy a tape of her masturbating…
hmmmWhere is this article you speak of Jerry? anyone got a link to it?
I got it`Here’s the part Jerry was referring to plus the link:http://www.goupstate.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20040826/ZNYT05/408260394/1051/news01\”For instance, last spring, when an eighth-grade girl at Horace Mann School in the Riverdale section of the Bronx, sent a digital video of herself masturbating to a male classmate on whom she had a crush, it quickly appeared on a file-sharing network that teenagers use to trade music. Hundreds of New York private school students saw the video, in which the girl’s face was clearly visible, and it was available to a worldwide audience of millions.\”Students would go online at school while the girl was there and watch it, said one student from another school, who declined to be named. Horace Mann officials did not reply to requests for comment this week, but the student newspaper reported at the time that the school had set up out-of-school counseling for the students directly involved and held assemblies to discuss issues of sexuality and communication.\”
Yeah but…That girl looks older than 8th grade. I don’t think it’s the same video. There are a ton of crazy girls that have probobly done something like that
hehemy 2 ‘choice quotations’ are…\”The incident is not an isolated one. In June, a video showing two Scarsdale High School freshman girls in a sexual encounter, apparently taking direction from boys in the background\”rofl, picture it now\”yeah yeah!! now touch her boobie!! HEE HEE!! OLOL!! BOOBIES!!\”\”But girls are not the only victims of Internet-fueled gossip. A seventh grader at Nightingale-Bamford School in Manhattan said she had recently seen an online video a boy had made of himself singing a song to a girl he liked, who promptly posted it all over the Internet.\”because shes a net-ninja whos able to quickly post shit ‘all over the internet’rofl
On internerd pornas somebody who has been idling downloading porno off of IRC and P2P networks for the last 9 years, i’ve never felt more guilty for having something on my hard drive as i do for having this. i feel like ATF agents are going to come storming into my house at any minute.
THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!Damn you kids to hell! That’s it, I’ve gotta pull the plug now!
Heh…lol @ \”net-ninja\”. That’s fucking classic.
Come on…Come on guys…see is just another slut with the mute button on.
vidI don’t have it because of suspicion that it is underage, but it is hard to have sympathy for anyone who gets their \”private tapes\” on the internet. If you didn’t want it to end up there, don’t make it in the first place.