Kelly Has Sweater Breasts

I think everyone should take the Flaming Carrot’s advice and eat pie whenever the opportunity presents itself. For instance, I had a run-in with a hooker last week. I gave her twenty dollars and she gave me chlamydia. I think I got off easy (get it?!) in my opinion. Anyway, if you can’t don’t have a girlfriend or have access to disease-addled hookers, maybe these villainous motivational posters will help you get off your arse in search of the finer things in life. And by finer things, I mean the girls willing to go home with just about anybody when last call hits.