I’ve got some meth in my pocket

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

“It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.”

  “Mr. Quest didn’t realize that the park had a curfew,” Abramson said. He was simply “returning to his hotel with friends.”

I can understand going out for a stroll with your meth, but wtf is up with the rope? I don’t know about you, but  I’m always walking around with a rope on my junk with my buddies, its just how I roll.

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3 comments

  1. Quote: “pick_arse Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    he was playing junk rope with his friends”

    Well done sir.

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