It’s not the size of the prize, it’s the motion in the ocean

American English pretty much sucks. The Irish cornered the market on linguistic ingenuity.

There is one upside to American English: the compound word.

I daresay we would not be anywhere without such gems as ‘asshole’ ‘fuckbutter’ ‘chucklefuck’ ‘sonuvabitch’ and many others.

But there is only one word that matters.

I submit for you consideration: blowjob.