Let’s Say Sexy/Nasty Things In Japanese
Since ‘the man’ is refitting the site to work harder than Steve Rogers at saving America, I’ve decided to take a break from my relentless game playing and comic collecting to stretch and massage the old grey matter. No I’m not talking about bukkake. That’s a different type of matter altogether.
I have a friend who’s about to leave for Japan in a few months to teach English. I had no idea how simple a procedure this was. Basically, if you speak English, you can go teach it.
I was wondering about the Japanese language lately, as I’m prone to do after my 2nd Red Bull, and decided that I’m going to learn some bran new words in Japanese and start cussing out my co-workers…WITHOUT THEM EVER KNOWING!!! EVER!!!
The sheer ingenious-ness of this idea has gave me a new lease on life. I’m putting up the bottle and grabbing the internet for a whole new roller-coaster ride on learning how to cuss in multiple languages…except ENGLISH!!! Hopefully by the year 2010 I’ll have completely forgotten how to say any sexually abrasive/degrading words in English and will be able to form sentances constructed from nothing but other language nasty sex words. Nasty Nasty foreign language sex words. Oh be still my beating heart.
…eh..That and 2.55 will get me a cup of coffee.