[ Tree Fiendishly Murders Environmentalist ]
TULSA – Blake Champlin, a Tulsa lawyer and environmental activist, died Monday at his home when a tree supporting a hammock fell and crushed him.
Champlin, 45, died instantly, said Gerald Hilsher, an attorney with Shipley & Kellogg, Champlin’s former law firm.
All right, you know the drill. Start your captioning….. NOW! I’ll start.
The tree just wanted to hug him back.
or…
If a tree falls on a hippy, and there’s nobody around, does he make a sound?
Tulsa!?!?Hey Invert, do you know this lawyer??Tree 1- Layer 0
oops+ WTree 1- Lawyer 0duh
WheeLive by the tree, die by the tree.
hehnah, I didn’t know him. But the law firm used to be called Shipley, Kellogg and Champlin… lol
AppropriateAnd the pussy’s name is ‘Blake’ too. Go tree.
A TreeI’ve never seen a thing as lovely as a tree, damnit, it fell on top of me, now my junk my woman will never see, as this tree has crushed it into me.
ROFL!!haha, golden irony… how about\”… even the TREES want you to STFU HIPPIE!!\”
and the obvious…PWNED!!!
treeHa Ha That’s better than Jim Fixx dying while jogging.
Why no pictures goddamit!Thought i’d make Sharkey’s a little more accurate :)If a tree falls on a hippy, and there’s nobody around, does anyone give a shit?
OUCHI bet it was a Northern Red Oakwned !
For the LOTR geeksGuess Treebeard thought he was an orc…
oofTimbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
New Update – More InfoHere is more info I found on this story:A Tulsa lawyer and environmental activist was killed Monday when a tree fell on him while he was in a hammock in his back yard, police said. Police believe that Blake Champlin, 45, died instantly when one of the trees his hammock was strung between fell and crushed him at his home at 6720 E. 97th St., Sgt. Tim Bracken said. Champlin’s wife called 911 about 6 p.m, Bracken said. His wife came out to give him a bottle of water and saw the fallen tree, Bracken said. She called the Fire Department, but it was too late, he said. The tree, which was so large that detectives couldn’t put their arms around it, had been topped off at about 20 feet and was rotten inside, Bracken said. \”Bugs had got into it, but you know the outside of it looked good,\” he said. \”It’s not necessarily anything that he did wrong.\”
Yarr!Dendr0wned