Innuendo Springs To Life

[ Chocolate-Coated Highway Creates Traffic Havoc ]

Northbound lanes of a highway south of Rochester were closed for five hours last night after a tanker truck crashed and spilled 45,000 pounds of liquid chocolate. State police say there were no serious injuries in the crash.

Troopers say the truck driver swerved to avoid a deer. The truck, from M & M Mars in Elizabethtown, Pa., rolled over and the tanker split, spilling its load.

A road grader had to be brought in to scrape up the chocolate, which also covered a bridge and a car on another road below. The fire chief said it smelled like a Hershey bar — but no nuts.

I won’t say it. I won’t.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

7 comments

  1. Heh.This seemed pretty tongue-in-cheek as written, I think. It’s pretty clear that they said it that way just to put you in that frame of mind.that said, ‘tongue-in-cheek’ has an interesting double entendre…

  2. Anally Inflicted Death SentenceThat’s what you get for having a penis up your ass (shoulda used a condom…)That’s what you get for swallowing another man’s loadHow do you find love in a man’s hairy ass? (shoulda used a condom…)Millions of hamsters running rampant through your bowels (Ride the Hersey Highway)Ah, the greatness that is MOD.

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