[ Chocolate-Coated Highway Creates Traffic Havoc ]
Northbound lanes of a highway south of Rochester were closed for five hours last night after a tanker truck crashed and spilled 45,000 pounds of liquid chocolate. State police say there were no serious injuries in the crash.
Troopers say the truck driver swerved to avoid a deer. The truck, from M & M Mars in Elizabethtown, Pa., rolled over and the tanker split, spilling its load.
A road grader had to be brought in to scrape up the chocolate, which also covered a bridge and a car on another road below. The fire chief said it smelled like a Hershey bar — but no nuts.
I won’t say it. I won’t.
Chocolate coated…I want to say it too, but im too nice a guy.
Oh my……Did police chief wiggum call for backup or went in himself?
Heh.This seemed pretty tongue-in-cheek as written, I think. It’s pretty clear that they said it that way just to put you in that frame of mind.that said, ‘tongue-in-cheek’ has an interesting double entendre…
*sigh*I don’t know if that makes me glad or depressed to be from Rochester… ok, just depressed.
Somebody’s gotta…Hershey Highway, anyone?
Anally Inflicted Death SentenceThat’s what you get for having a penis up your ass (shoulda used a condom…)That’s what you get for swallowing another man’s loadHow do you find love in a man’s hairy ass? (shoulda used a condom…)Millions of hamsters running rampant through your bowels (Ride the Hersey Highway)Ah, the greatness that is MOD.
WutHAY GUYS ITS A NESTLE HIGHWAY