In My Eyes, They’re All Losers

RCKicks13 sent in some news about the CMA awards, which is a good thing, since I didn’t even know there was such an event. It’s like someone decided that the Grammys weren’t worthless enough, so they spun it off with a mildly retarded redheaded stepbrother.

You can see here that Faith Hill is none too pleased that Carrie Underwood (I thought she was an actress) beat her out for Best Redneck with an X Chromosome of the Year.

There’s a lot of debate surrounding this video, I’ve found through 30 seconds of curious googling. And do you know who doesn’t give a shit? I’ll give you a hint: he’s devilishly handsome, unbelievably charming, and will one day drink wine out of a goblet fashioned from your very skull.

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

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By Sharkey

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7 comments

  1. Too badThey should have kept the camera on her little tantrum, I’m sure she said some nice four letter words for the inbred masses watching this shit.I hate Faith Hill……

  2. YeaFuck that bitch Faith-Hill…It was Priceless watching Underwood take the trophy, kindof like SpongeBob winning it, then to get to see Hills reaction, i bet she cried all the way home how shes washed up and broken, fuck we should all send cards….

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  5. so…so what’s up with the random posts advertising games and other crap? we’ve been seeing a few of these lately.

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