On Saturday we were heading out to grab some food, and it was pretty late in the day, 9:50 or so. Arby’s was still open for another few minutes, so we went up to the drive-thru. I didn’t even listen to what she ordered, I was on the phone. So when it came time for me, I ordered one of those Corned Beef Ruebens and some jalapeno poppers. We get up to the window, and the guy is acting kind of antsy. I’ve never seen a Mexican get antsy before, I thought maybe the guy had to take a piss or something. We get the bags, and they get passed to me, and she asks if everything’s in there. The bag is stuffed to the gills, so much so that it’s like brickwork inside, a solid object of sandwiches and fries and such. So I say “Jesus, with this many sandwiches I hope so.”
We get back and I open the bag, and inside I pull out everything that wasn’t mine. When I’m finished, I have a bag with jalapeno poppers. I look back at what hasn’t been claimed, and there are four Beef n Cheddar sandwiches. Everything else is present and accounted for, but in lieu of my Corned Beef Rueben, I now have four Beef n Cheddars. By now Arby’s is closed, and I’m stuck with the wrong order. So I start in on the first one, and it has no cheese. No thanks, into the trash with you. I’m pessimistic of the second one, but thankfully it has the necessary cheese. The third one, however, has bacon. Then the final one is an Arby’s Melt.
Those sons of bitches didn’t want to assemble my Rueben, so they just stuffed in four random sandwiches from their stack of pre-made shit and piled on everything else so we wouldn’t be likely to check.
My cousin ate there the next day, and the food made him sick. They’re displaying powerful “Don’t Exist” signals, so I’m going to abide for a little while.
You should be damn glad you got what you did. Arby’s answers to no one as they are king of fast food. Everything there is delicious anyway, I don’t know what the problem is. You got way more than you paid for.
In short. Arby’s > you.
you don’t eat pork sharkey?
My girlfriend ate at arbys before flying. Low and behold, there were little bits of partially digested roast beef sliding around on a sea of vomit in the aisle of the airplane.
ARBYS = DEATH.
But goddamn their curly fries are yummy.
You’re bitching about free food. tsk tsk.
you get what you deserve for ordering fast food 10 minutes before closing time.
just be glad that your order didn’t include any special sauce.
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You’re better off. Arby’s reubens are fucking nasty.
Arby’s is alright, but there is simply just one thing that holds them back: NO HOT SAUCE.
WHAT THE FUCK???
EVERY TIME I go to Arby’s I gotta make a pit stop at Taco Bell, walk in all nonchalant and nik a few of their hot sauces. Spray them babies all over your beef folds and bicky-bam you got yourself a quality piece of fast food.
what kind of shit fast food place closes at 10:00pm
Arby’s sucks… Wendy’s IMO
Funny. I swear you went to the Arby’s off of Jamboree in Irvine.
Those guys mess me up all the time.
All abry’s aren’t 24/7? WTF! And I’m sorry but their roast beef is by far the best fast food choice, period end of story (the large roast beef).
They fuck you in the drive thru!!
I went to an Arby’s drive through right near closing, like 15-10 till. Pull up to the box, “may I take your order” or whatever shit they say so I’m like “yea… just a sec” coz it’s hard to decide which piece of shit I want to eat that night. All of a sudden all the lights go out.
I’m sure they think it’s hilarious… I wonder how hilarious it will be to clean up the feces smeared walls in the bathroom.