Hmmm… it must be Friday. Since I can’t read Japanese, I’m going to guess that this one is called Titty Sundae, for reasons which will become apparent upon it’s conclusion.
And now that I’ve touched your lives, even for a short moment, it is time for me to hit the sack with my new Lord Of The Rings boxed set (best 30 bucks I ever spent) and curl up next to the two new loves in my life: Metroid Prime and Grand Theft Auto III.
Actually, I don’t have time for any of that, as I have work to do. But in the meantime I can sit and wish that I was slaying the Mother Brain or beating random people for their Vespas while I stare at pixels for a few hours. By the way, I think my eyes are bleeding and my ass is probably getting fatter as we speak. Happy Goddamned Arbor Day, Mr. President.
