I’m hitting up Scotland (amongst quite a few other EU countries) over Christmas/New Years with Killbot, Bolt, and a slew of other friends. It’s going to be a kickass way to ring in the new year, especially since Bolt and I are going back to our roots. No, not our literal roots, although I will be hitting up good ol’ Ireland for the first time. No, I mean our spiritual roots, motherfuckers. We’re going to play the old course at St. Andrews.
Do I care if you dislike golf? No. It doesn’t fucking matter to me, because I’m going to take an 18-hole walk through history. And yes, the standard “can’t hit it past the ladies tee, you walk the hole with your cock out” rule still applies. It’ll be cold as Kathy Bates’ genitalia, but that’s half the fun.
…the cold, not the genitals.
Kathy has big ole tittays.So… what? Kathy Bates isnt ever going to be the slice of the weak then?
Reeeeeheeeeaaaaally……..Where you going to in Ireland then man?
Big tittays not withstanding…Okay, so Im bored and looking through the pie and I notice Kathy Bates is actually on there. So… I was just fucking around with you. Why is Kathy Bates on there?
Word.You lucky bastard, sometime in my life I’ll make it to St. Andrew’s and crush the 18. Say hello to my family for me if you go anywhere near Kerry in Ireland. They’ll be the drunk ones.
ha!you dream… have you tried to get a tee time at St. Andrews? Very difficult to get a foursome on without waiting forever or being a member. Your best bet would be to spilt into four singles and try and slip out…. that was fairly easy to do.
hmmDoes this mean we’ll see a European version of OTP?
tee timeI wouldn’t have posted if I didn’t have one. 11:30 in the AM, in the witches tit cold of winter.
Look me up man…I know some real loose strippers in St Andrews over at the uni. They need the cash and they’re starved for food so there’s no lard-asses either.You know it makes sense, everyone loves a foreign accent 🙂
dublinif you’re in dublin be sure to check out the new \”luas\” trams. there’s already been power failures and a crash with a car in the first few months….
woahAnd it’s only 72 pounds, I would have thought it would cost more to play there!