If Its Not Scottish ITS CRAP!

I’m hitting up Scotland (amongst quite a few other EU countries) over Christmas/New Years with Killbot, Bolt, and a slew of other friends. It’s going to be a kickass way to ring in the new year, especially since Bolt and I are going back to our roots. No, not our literal roots, although I will be hitting up good ol’ Ireland for the first time. No, I mean our spiritual roots, motherfuckers. We’re going to play the old course at St. Andrews.

They make take our clubs, but they'll never take... OUR FREEEEDOOOOMMM!

Do I care if you dislike golf? No. It doesn’t fucking matter to me, because I’m going to take an 18-hole walk through history. And yes, the standard “can’t hit it past the ladies tee, you walk the hole with your cock out” rule still applies. It’ll be cold as Kathy Bates’ genitalia, but that’s half the fun.

…the cold, not the genitals.

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By Sharkey

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10 comments

  1. Big tittays not withstanding…Okay, so Im bored and looking through the pie and I notice Kathy Bates is actually on there. So… I was just fucking around with you. Why is Kathy Bates on there?

  2. Word.You lucky bastard, sometime in my life I’ll make it to St. Andrew’s and crush the 18. Say hello to my family for me if you go anywhere near Kerry in Ireland. They’ll be the drunk ones.

  3. ha!you dream… have you tried to get a tee time at St. Andrews? Very difficult to get a foursome on without waiting forever or being a member. Your best bet would be to spilt into four singles and try and slip out…. that was fairly easy to do.

  4. Look me up man…I know some real loose strippers in St Andrews over at the uni. They need the cash and they’re starved for food so there’s no lard-asses either.You know it makes sense, everyone loves a foreign accent 🙂

  5. dublinif you’re in dublin be sure to check out the new \”luas\” trams. there’s already been power failures and a crash with a car in the first few months….

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