I’d Like To Inspect Her McRibs

Dammit. Why don’t the chicks at the McDonald’s around here look like this? (thanks Evil Homer)

All of the chicks who man the counters around here are messican. And not the hot messicans that I love so much, these are the fat, or pregnant, or fat and pregnant beasts with penciled-on eyebrows. And it seems that whenever they crap out another Catholic onto the streets, they’re knocked up again.

And no, I’m not driving to fucking Kentucky to see hot blondes manning the counters. I won’t even drive three blocks to eat breakfast sandwiches there.

** UPDATE ** If you’re looking for the pictures, they might be in a certain forum dedicated to pie that you might want to check.