I think this is why Fark has a “Florida” tag

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.

But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land ‘O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.

“I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers.  He says, ‘Jim, we have a huge issue.  You can’t take any more assignments.  You need to come in right away,'” he said.

When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he’d hoped.

“I said, ‘Well Pat, can you explain this to me?’  ‘You’ve been accused of wizardry,’ [he said]. Wizardry?” he asked.

Flori-DUH, amirite!

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2 comments

  1. that was also, by far, the worst magic trick i’ve ever seen!!
    a toothpick stuck to a thumb?

    why cant he at least get fired for something cool, like stopping the world’s rotation… or.. yeah… stopping the world’s … stuff…. yeah!

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