Speaking of candy and vomit: I once had a baseball game and they gave us all gelooze (that faux kool-aid drink with the gelatin inside) afterwards. So I drank one, maybe two.
Then my family took me to eat at Bennigan’s. And I love French onion soup, so I ordered a bowl and a buffalo chicken sandwich.
I ate the soup. No problem. 5 minutes later…oh I don’t feel good. So I walked to the bathroom with my bro and made it inside the door but then puked all over the floor. And by all over the floor, I mean all over the floor.
I felt much better.
Ate my buffalo chicken sandwich, too.
Best tasting vomit, ever.
Rant Back? Think I willNow this isnt a hit on you Norstrin but… What the FUCK is Buffalo Chicken? What super fuck thought that was a great name???!Now Im from Buffalo, home of the glorious Chicken (Buffalo) Wing and honestly there isnt too much to be proud of here. Just Chicken Wings really. So why has it become the fad to call it BUFFALO CHICKEN?? Its not buffalo meat, yes, i understand that the super-megalithic companies running this country of ours want to convince all the fatties out there that their \”Buffalo\” chicken is JUST LIKE the shit we got here. However we, in Buffalo do not call it BUFFALO CHICKEN, just as in China, they do not order Chinese Food, nor do New Yorkers order New York Styled Pizza. Rather they get, plain ole pizza (or a pie, depends what burrough)Well guess what? I got a surprise, everyone that has thought they had and know all about chicken wings because of some lame ass shit at McDonalds a few years ago? You might as well said you’ve never eaten chicken wing they suck so bad. So fuck you Domino’s and Bennigans and every other lame ass fucking rip on the ALMIGHTY Chicken Wing. What really gets me about this shit is that when my friends come up from the City, all they want is to order these corporation styled ones. They taste like DEEP FRIED SHIT. Get your note pads ready, if you’re ever near Buffalo this is where you get the BEST wings. They will destroy your pussy wings:DUFFSCOLESANCHOR BAR.Anywhere else? Dominos? Sucks. TGI Fridays? Sucks. Buffalo Wild Wings? Sucks. How do I know this? Because Ive tried them all from these places to see who has it right and you know what? THEY DONT HAVE IT RIGHT. So eat my ass corporate \”Buffalo\” Chicken. You are now all enlightened on the tao of chicken wings. May your asses all grow huge in this fair city of mine.
Homage is dueI bow to you, sir. That was fantastic. I’m tempted to actually rate this rant for the sole purpose of giving you a 5!But yeah, I was 10, I didn’t even know Buffalo was a city.
hahathanks for the props, cuz.